J. K. Rowling Is Pulling Your Leg

LOS ANGELES - Mayberry fans, the rumors are true. Andy Taylor, sage, widower father and sheriff of Mayberry, is gay. Leonard Sheldon, creator of the hit television series that ran for eight seasons in the 1960's outed the character at a charity ball for impoverished former child stars.

After discussing Ron Howard, a successful director and former child star who played the sheriff's son on the sitcom, Sheldon was asked by a guest why Sheriff Taylor had never remarried. "Andy Taylor is gay," the writer and executive producer of the show responded to gasps and applause.

---okay, I was wrong, and Rowling was serious. I really should not comment on books that I have not actually read.
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LOLCAT

Has it been a month? Looks like I was busier than I thought. Here's something I worked up as a background detail.

The Professor of ID---Part 1: Unexplainable

Trying something new, here: The Professor of ID. Click on the thumbnail to expand it for your viewing pleasure.

I have a half-dozen scripted and I'm using a new drawing application: Sodipodi (pronounced "so'ipo'i" ...whatever). The initial drawing is difficult because a) it's a new application using vector graphics and b) I don't know how to draw. But the really cool thing is that once you draw something to your satisfaction it is extremely reusable, so when I come up with a completely different idea you will probably be seeing these characters being reused. Professor Bradley here, or example, will probably be recycled into a mad alien scientist ...who inexplicably looks like a human wearing a shirt and tie and is standing in front of some monumental Greek architecture.

Not by Chance, Indeed

Ronald C. Dressman, a retired chemist formerly of the EPA, has written a book describing his own "theory" of theistic evolution:

Not By Chance: A Theory of Evolution Governed by Essential Law and Driven By Natural Effectuation: A Truly Scientific Theory of Evolution, and Darwinism Debunked

Mr. Dressman believes that it is important for children to be taught a theory of theistic evolution, but acknowledges that there has never been one before--until now.

Unfortunately Dressman's displayed knowledge of both the scientific process and biological evolution via natural selection are too woefully rudimentary to qualify him to make any such claims. To begin with, it should be blazingly obvious to anyone familiar with how scientific theories are developed that they have nothing whatsoever to say about metaphysics.

For those not so familiar with the scientific method, a theory is an explanatory framework that accurately describes (within useful limits) what is seen in the natural world. Theories must be testable, and by the time a concept earns the label "theory" it is assumed that it has already passed some major tests and does a better job of explaining things--at least in some ways--than any theories they are intended to replace. However, you will probably have noticed that there is no scientific "theory of God" or a theory that explains what purpose we serve in the universe. The reason for this vacuum is that there are no experiments that one can perform--even in principle--to test whether ideas like the Buddhist concept of reincarnation or the Christian notion of resurrection are correct. Religious concepts, such as the answer to the question "Why am I here?" and "Who is this God person, anyway?" are not explorable by science, and thus any idea that tried to answer those questions could not be a scientific theory.

When the great Isaac Newton developed his Theory of Gravitation to explain the observed motions of the planets, which hitherto had been assumed to move by Divine Will, Newton made an important distinction: "Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who set the planets in motion." Newton was probably assuming that the planets had existed unchanged in their present orbits since the time they were created. We now know this isn't true but the basic gist of his comment is the same. Newton's theory could say nothing about the Creator, who defines and defies the laws of nature and set the whole universe in motion.

So where does this leave Dressman? By positing a theistic explanation for evolution he has left science behind and entered the realm of religion. Why does he think he can do this? Because he misunderstands Darwin's Theory of Biological Evolution. The three cornerstones of Darwin's theory are

1. reproduction of biological organisms with modification (mutation)
   
2. selection (natural, artificial)
   
3. repeat
   

Darwin did not understand genetics or mutations, so the first step was acknowledged to be a weak point in his theory, but people were willing to overlook that difficulty because of the power of the selection process (step 2) to explain how a system with the appearance of design could be achieved through purely mindless naturalistic means. Dressman refers to natural selection as a "pseudophenomenon" and a "tautology." He spends a couple of paragraphs dismissing natural selection but then completely ignores it, preferring to invoke "chance" as the sole ingredient of Darwin's theory. He also wastes a lot of time describing how wildly improbable life is. This was known in the years before Darwin published Origins but was quite readily explained within that book's pages. I only wish Dressman had bothered to read it (or even a short summary of it) before he had mounted an attack on it.

As to Dressman's dismissive canard that natural selection is a tautology, I will not waste my time refuting it (John Wilkins does an excellent job covering the bizarre argument here). Suffice to say that anyone making that claim today displays a breathtaking ignorance of Darwin's theory.

Dressman might be surprised to hear that in pharmaceutical chemistry, where the pressure to succeed is intense, chemists have taken to using evolutionary computation to find what they need. In "An Introduction to Evolutionary Computations and Evolutionary Algorithms," (2004) W. H. Cartwright writes "To identify compounds of potential therapeutic interest, the relatively tiny proportion of molecules which meet the specific criteria need to be pinpointed among the unsuitable molecules." The fractional scale difference between the molecules of interest and molecules that exist is huge, and is precisely the same sort of needle-in-a-haystack search that Dressman ridicules as being impossible in Darwin's theory, yet chemists have conquered the problem by adopting the following procedure:

1. simulated reproduction of biological chemicals with modification (mutations)
   
2. selection (artificial)
   
3. repeat
   

In this manner it is possible to more effectively search the enormous "solution space" that might contain chemicals of interest. It doesn't find every chemical that might meet the final criteria but it does a much better job than a brute force search which might take hundreds of years to complete on the fastest computers. This is the power of selection, in which the tiny improvements in every generation are leveraged step by step in an evolutionary manner to keep a species as optimized as possible. It is like pitching a haystack into a corn drier with a big magnet stuck at one end. Every time that barrel rotates the needle will get a little closer to the magnet until it finally sticks. Dressman, not understanding how the magnet (selection) works, claims that finding the needle is impossible.

=Sources=
Cartwright, H. M. (2004) An Introduction to Evolutionary Computation and Evolutionary Algorithms. In Johnston, R. L. Applications of Evolutionary Computation in Chemistry Berlin: Springer

Dressman, Ronald C. (2007) Not By Chance: A Theory of Evolution Governed by Essential Law and Driven By Natural Effectuation. West Conshohocken, PA: Infinity.

BROSTA XRISTOS

Long before the Interweb appeared I had a habit of drawing (poorly) various little comic strips for my friends. It was hard work, and they sucked, but technology has now made everything far too simple for me to ignore. Now my friends still suck, but my work is a heck of a lot easier to produce.

The Internet is a wonderful tool. Just think: without it, you would never get to see this. Click on the image to expand it in a new window.